The Top 20 Bar Games

Posted by CornholeMarketing on Thu, May 9, 2013 @ 9:30 PM

20. Photo Hunt:  If you have not invested at least a few hours into this game then you haven’t spent much time in real dive bars.  Drinks and finding discontiguous items between two images.  Classic game for any drink!

 

18. Big Game Hunter: Regardless if you are a city slicker or country bumpkin, Big Game Hunter provides hours of death-driven fun.  Wild animal death! Having never hunted it gives me that ‘kill-without-killing’ release.  I imagine if you are a hunter it’s just a way to pass the time between hunts.  What drink goes well with blood?

 

16. Pac-Man: There was this dirty little strip joint in Philly called the Full Moon Saloon.  For $5 you got admission plus a ticket for a can of beer.  And the Pac-Man machine was set on high speed.  Glorious!  Have a scotch!

 

14. Moon Patrol: Driving an exotic, make-believe off-road vehicle is awesome fun.  Driving that same vehicle on the moon... sweet baby jesus on fire!  The moon is made of cheese so have some red wine!

 

12. Pop-A-Shot: I don’t care if you are a basketball player or a midget in pumps.  Throw some tiny balls into the tiny hoop, watch your missed shots roll back on the shitty tarp and have a good time with it.  Drink 8 beers.

 

10. Video Poker: It’s called practice.  What you talkin bout practice?  You can’t become pro unless you practice.  Now go practice and don’t drink because this is serious.

 

8. Ping Pong: Yes. Skill + Hand Eye Coordination + Agility + 4 Beers = The Perfect Storm.  All the same ingredients plus 4.5 beers = disaster.  What happened amigo?  Have another and challenge the guy singing along with Mmm-Bop.

 

6. Bubble Hockey:  My favorite guy is the winger with the really long stick.  What? You think that means something about my sexuality?  Ok it does.

 

4. Pool: Didn’t Tom Cruise make a shitty movie about a pool player named Vince who actually had sex with an attractive female.  Hello fiction.  But classic, nonetheless.

 

2. Beer Pong: The least hygenic of the games on the list, somehow it remains a winner.  If the game were called ‘Dip A Ball Into Your Beer And Pass It To Your Friend.  Repeat’ nobody would ever play.  Gamify the shit out of the same situation.  I’m up next!

 

1. Cornhole: this up and coming bar game is taking saturday afternoons by storm.  Let’s throw some sacks into a hole and stand around drinking beer meanwhile.  It’s exercise, right baby?  Cornhole tournaments seem to be popping up everywhere and it is kind of addicting.  Until an old lady and her 9 year old nephew knock you out of the cornhole tournament.

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